Me: Where do you live?
Mr. X: Morden
Me: <blank stare>
Mr. X: It's in zone four.
Me: Oh pashaw. There's no such thing as zone four. That's just something parents made up to scare their children, like the boogie man, or New Jersey.
I have faithfully carried my geocentricity from The Center of the Universe to this side of the pond. I wonder how many potential friends and lovers I have alienated with my comments. Ah well, if they're going to insist on talking about such rubbish I want nothing to do with them.