Just your friendly reminder to go out and VOTE today! It'd be so nice to have the first nice first Tuesday in November in years, wouldn't it?
As the brilliant auditor MD wrote (sic):
Here is your horoscope for Tuesday, November 07, 2006 (Happy Erection Day!
(What? Oh…really? Never mind.) But seriously, people, get out and vote.
Because if you don't vote, you can't b1tch. And l0rd knows if I my ownself
personally couldn't b1tch, I'd never get any exercise at all. And if the
races wherever you are are uninspiring, come vote with us in Pennsylvania…we
are on the verge of flushing out once and for all the frothy mixture of
f3cal material and lube that is sometimes a by-product of @nal s3x,
otherwise known as santorum. And this particular fetid turd has been
clinging to the @sshole hairs, avoiding being swept away by the sewers of
life for far too long. (Can I paint a word picture or what?)):
Have you ever read a more fitting metaphor?
Now VOTE VOTE VOTE*!
*I sent in my absentee ballot a couple weeks ago with my happy votes for Hillary & Spitzer cast - this is going to be a wonderful day in New York**!
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