Received by Royal Mail today:
Your Home Office application to become a British Citizen has been successful you are therefore invited to attend a Citizenship Ceremony, details below.
Despite the appalling punctuation, it's fantastic news - I've been approved! I won't actually be British until the ceremony where I will swear my allegiance to the Crown, but the (surprisingly short) wait is over. Hoorah!
I would like to pontificate endlessly and wittily (allow me me the measure), but I am excited and hyped up. Gonna shower and then celebrate like a true British man: with a pint and a curry.
Shaun H. Coley
Shadwell, Tower Hamlets
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