My 23andMe results have come back, showing that I am a pretty typical American mutt, and revealing a dark family secret: Mom was not 100% Swedish, as she believed. Seems those Larsons and Widens were taking a few more amorous trips to mainland Europe than they admitted to. I've also learned that I am more Neanderthal than most, and that I am 0.1% Ashkenazi Jew. Oy, gevalt!
However, despite the increased clarity of my genetic make-up, my old descriptions stands: I am white and whiter. Nothing exotic here, folks.
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