Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Colombo

Next was Sri Lanka's capital, Colombo, a modest-sized (by Asian standards) coastal city that has more potential than accomplishment.  Its main purpose, to international eyes, is as a port of entry before dispatching to one of Sri Lanka's myriad coastal resorts.  The city was hot and seemed to receive no relief from its seaside location.  Though it has a few lovely visages, I can't say there's a lot to recommend the metropolis of Ceylon.


Duty free appliances anyone?  Curious, if you buy one, can you receive it at the end of your journey?

Sri Lanka's languages have very attractive, curvaceous, scripts.

The city, in colour and temperament, is reminiscent of Caribbean towns.

The requisite snake charmer photo.

Judging from this sign, emigration is still a major industry for the island.

Colombo could be a lovely seaside city, but much of its beach is taken over with dilapidated buildings and a commuter railway.

Russ and me at lunch.

The view from lunch.

I had the most ridiculous hotel room; more a fish tank than hotel room, it afforded all passers-by an open view of me, whatever my state.

But there were a few natural sights of particular beauty...

Mumbai

My South Asian adventure began in Mumbai, India's largest city and its commercial and cultural capital.  When you apply these superlatives to the superlative that is India, the result is a unique madness.  Much has been said about this city's baking, teeming streets, frenetic pace and juxtaposition of rich and poor, but it is still a rambunctious site to take in.  In Shantaram, there is a one-liner about Mumbai that encapsulates its essence: "The impression was of a plodding, indefatigable, and distant past that had crashed intact, through barriers of time, into its own future."

Mumbai isn't packed with sights, so is usually just an entry-point for tourists to India, but I found its less famous aspects the most engaging: the energy of too many people in one spot, the strata of agrarian Indian society grafted onto an urban setting, slums and roof-top bars.  It's a city you feel more than see, and for that it will either agree with you or it won't; it agreed with me.


Flying into Mumbai, you can see the geography that's formed its modern reality; once several islands, akin to a subcontinental Manhattan, the channels between them have been filled in to create a long, densely populated peninsula, known as "South Mumbai/Bombay".  Roughly the same size as its American cousin, more than twice as many people call it home.


Over half of Mumbai's population live in slums, which meander around and through the richer, more permanent, parts of the the city.


If there's an open space, it will be used, for commerce, socialising, or perhaps sleeping.

The Southern tip forms an arch around a broad bay, one side being the business centre and the other (pictured) Mumbai's nicest neighbourhood.


Leopold Cafe, a Mumbai institution and nexus for tourists, ex-pats and locals alike.

Gateway of India, built to commemorate the visit of King George V and Queen Mary to Bombay and its grateful citizens of the Empire.  Physical affection between same-sex friends is common in India, as these two buddies show.

Marine Drive rims the bay and is nicknamed "The Queen's Necklace" due to its appearance when lit up at night.

Towering over the expanses of slums and middle class neighbourhoods are ostentatious piles, such as this one, owned by the head of Kingfisher.

Mumbai is also the address of the world's most expensive private residence, with a price tag of over $1 billion, it was built by Mukesh Ambani for his family, but stands empty most days of the year.

Population of India in 1891: 25 million.  2011: 1.2 billion.

Ghandi's room in Mumbai.  On the desk sits a sculpture with three monkeys: see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil.

Mumbai's India's financial capital and most progressive city, but you don't have to look too far to find the caste-laden reality of traditional India.  The open laundry vats, where the Dhobis toil for about $3/day.

Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus (née Victoria Terminus), a bit of colonial impracticality in the middle of a tropical city, through which more than three million commuters pass every day.

We were there on a Sunday, which is a slow day, but it was still brimming with the peoples of suburban Mumbai and its hinterlands.

India's infrastructure, though agéd, is superficially familiar.  Its usage, however, is entirely Indian; roads designed for vehicle traffic is used by everyone and everything that needs to get from A to B: cars, busses, bikes, cows, goats, people.  There's no delineation of space; if a space can be used for a purpose, and is not already occupied, it will be taken up.

Though it's India's wealthiest city, it's not immediately apparent to the eye.  Even in the most expensive sections of South Mumbai, buildings are crumbling around their tenants.  I am told that this is because there are rent control laws in Mumbai, so landlords get no return from improving their buildings; it is more profitable for them to allow their buildings to decay and fall down so they can then sell the land or rebuild at market rates.

Of all the slums in Mumbai, Dharavi is its most famous.  Though the natural Western instinct upon seeing a slum is pity, it is not entirely appropriate.  Yes, the residents are poor, but they are also industrious; there is an entire economic world in the slums, making every possible scrap of resource commercially viable.

South Mumbai's skyline.

There're no permanent gay bars in India.  The only one Russ and I got to on this adventure was a monthly event held at an otherwise Chinese restaurant.  Though Mumbai won't be competing with the capitals of the Western world any time soon, it was a viable gay bar and a good time.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

[The Life of Shaun #441] The Taj

A quick check-in from India to send a photo: I went to the Taj yesterday; I think that means I've officially visited India now.  :-)

Cheers,
Shaun

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Friday, 2 December 2011

[The Life of Shaun #440] Mumbai

Made it safely to Mumbai and my hotel (see, Mom, I told you it'd be fine!) - view from my room attached!

Showered and refreshed - off to explore!

Cheers,
Shaun

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Thursday, 1 December 2011

[The Life of Shaun #439] Slumdog Thousandaire

It's been a while since I've cheated on London; except for two small indiscretions to Madrid and one to Berlin, I have been a faithful Londoner since my Big Gay Cruise in February.

Tonight I am leaving by belovéd again, to sleep in the arms of the Raj.

Russ and his mother will be meeting me in Mumbai, and from there we will have a whirlwind tour of the jewel of the Empire: Mumbai, Colombo (Sri Lanka, but still), Bangalore, Kolkata and finally Delhi with an American-style day trip to Agra for the Taj Mahal.

Very excited - I've wanted to go to India for ages!

OK, of to T5.  Next time you hear from me, I'll probably have Delhi belly!

राम राम,
Shaun

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Sunday, 20 November 2011

[The Life of Shaun #438] Re: New York/London flat swap

Sorry, I have to rescind this - at least for these dates!  I thought the Olympics started in August, but someone let me know they start 27 July.  Oops - sorry about that!

May come back with other dates, so if you might be interested, still let me know.

Cheers,
Shaun

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On 20 November 2011 16:45, Shaun H. Coley <scoley@gmail.com> wrote:
Hi all,

It's too early for most people to plan their 2012 Summer holidays, but I know I have to be in New York next Summer around the week spanning 26 July.  I was thinking of doing a flat swap with one or more people in New York so my flatmate and possibly a friend could come too.

We have either/both:

- Two bedroom flat in Shadwell (E1), two double beds and a sleepable couch
- One bedroom flat in Kentish Town (NW5), single bed and a sleepable couch

So if anyone in New York would be keen on some time in London next Summer, reach out to me.  Could do all/part of the week, even a long weekend.

Feel free to mention this to trusted friends!

Cheers,
Shaun


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[The Life of Shaun #437] New York/London flat swap

Hi all,

It's too early for most people to plan their 2012 Summer holidays, but I know I have to be in New York next Summer around the week spanning 26 July.  I was thinking of doing a flat swap with one or more people in New York so my flatmate and possibly a friend could come too.

We have either/both:

- Two bedroom flat in Shadwell (E1), two double beds and a sleepable couch
- One bedroom flat in Kentish Town (NW5), single bed and a sleepable couch

So if anyone in New York would be keen on some time in London next Summer, reach out to me.  Could do all/part of the week, even a long weekend.

Feel free to mention this to trusted friends!

Cheers,
Shaun


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Sunday, 25 September 2011

[The Life of Shaun #436] Unrealpolitik: The end of the White Swan?

Hi all,

Apologies for the very off-topic eMail, but I am doing a little bit of local politics here and want to get the word out.

There's currently a proposal that's been put forth in Tower Hamlets to ban all "sex" establishments.  Though I am against such a ban on principle alone (I've not yet been forced to give my custom anywhere I don't want to, so prosper and let prosper), this proposal is especially broad and could close down my local, and the East End's oldest gay establishment, The White Swan, as they have an amateur strip contest and dancers on the weekend.

Please fill this survey out, wherever you live - it will be good for them to know their decision is being watched widely -, but especially if you live in London, and East London in particular.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/SexEstablishments

The survey's short and you're not required to fill in comments, though I chose to.

Thanks for your helping Tower Hamlets not become London's Texas if you do - and hope all is well and freer wherever you are!

Regards from "over-sexed" (apparently) Tower Hamlets,
Shaun

"Deeming what is fit as a proper mix for any one area smacks dangerously of fascism, something this borough has fought in the past and should continue to fight today."

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Monday, 15 August 2011

A Clockwork Thing (or a Beautiful Orange)

Yesterday I headed South to Clapham for the Clapham Street Party (essentially Clapham Pride), but ended up coming home at an embarrassingly respectable 11:45pm, so I was left woke refreshed this Sunday morning.  I was enticed out into a warm, clear, blue sky to do a London exploration.  Today's destination was Thamesmead, in Southeast London, the setting of both A Clockwork Orange and Beautiful Thing.  Both films are very good at making the housing estate appear vast and dire, so naturally I was drawn to it.

I had trouble finding it as, though the estate is in Thamesmead, it is in South Thamesmead.  I was actually about to get back on a bus into central London when I decided to do a little more research on my iPhone before giving up.  Two very unpersonable roundabouts later, I had arrived.

Through the lens of a camera, the estate looks immense, isolated and empty, its central manmade "lake" hard and severe.  In person, it is much smaller; not snug in any sense, but certainly not the windswept plains of concrete I'd expected.  The central towers protrude skyward a bit, but most of the estate is modest in height, and the whole thing is hemmed in by bog standard inner suburban housing.  The area is even respectable enough (or demand for housing so high in London, or both) that there are newbuilds going up right in the middle of the estate.  I didn't see any mention of A Clockwork Orange in the marketing material ("A droog's flat is his castle!").

All in all, the place is not nearly deserving of its reputation as a prime example of post-war planning gone wrong.  It's not an aspirational postcode by any means, but I've seen a lot worse.  Must get to the estates in Elephant & Castle before they're all gone.

Cheers,
Shaun


Photos:

01) Thamesmead09 - The main towers of the estate, bordering Southmere Lake
02) Thamesmead11 - Binsey Walk, along Southmere Lake.  This is the spot of the scene where "Alex reasserts his dominance over his fellow Droogs by dumping Dim in the water and slicing his outstretched hand".
03) Thamesmead20 - Not something you see often on a housing estate...
04) Thamesmead21 - A pedestrian flyover ramp - with stairs (Just to make sure it's not wheelchair accessible?)
05) Thamesmead26 - The estate shops
06) Thamesmead28 - Here you can see one of the "walkways in the sky".  The whole area was inundated by flood waters before it was developed, so the original developments of the "city for the 21st century" put the housing and shops on the first floor and up, leaving the ground floor for parking.
07) Thamesmead30 - Balconies of the type seen in A Beautiful Thing
08) Thamesmead31 - New development within the estate
09) Thamesmead32 - A view of the new abutting the old, with Tavy Bridge separating the two.
10) Thamesmead33 - Another main building of the estate (seen in the background in A Clockwork Orange here)
11) Thamesmead39 - The prosperity of Canary Wharf beckons in the distance to the West

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Saturday, 30 July 2011

Merthyr Tydfil

My friend Lottie sadly moved back to The Magical Kingdom of the Netherlands two months ago, but agreed to come back to Blighty for her hen do weekend to - where else? - Merthyr Tydfil, in the Valleys of Wales. We were accompanied by Kimb'uh, who would normally shun such an adventure, but acquiesced as it was the bride-to-be's choice. Lottie and I saw a show on Channel 4, or the like, which profiled the effects the benefits changes will have there as Merthyr has the highest proportion of people living on benefits in the UK. There are families with three generations - grandparents, parents and grandchildren - where none has ever had a job. This was somewhere we had to see.

After the lesson that was Middlesbrough, we were no novices to the harsh reality of post-Thatcher Britain, but we enjoyed Merthyr's own special take on British life outside the M25. Though poor, The Boro was bustling and everyone seemed happy enough to be living there. Merthyr was much sparser and absolutely everyone mentioned the bad state of the town and lack of good jobs in the town. I was quite surprised how many non-white immigrants we saw. But the innkeeper where we stayed told us the immigrants come because they're OK to take the jobs "our boys won't do", so I guess there is opportunity for some.

We spent a long part of the day in the Gurnos Estate, one of the largest housing estates in Europe, and Wales' most infamous. There we took up like locals, sitting in a parking lot drinking beer bought from the Indian man running the off-license, buying chips from the Turkish men running the kebab shop. Then onto the Gurnos Social club where we ordered beers in a room that was the one place I've ever felt at risk in the UK - there was an energy of mischief and trouble in the air, so we quickly departed with our beers to the other side of the club which was more gender balanced and had a better vibe.

Over a couple of hours there we enjoyed passing the time, and Kimb'uh made friends with an eleven year-old girl whose father left her alone in the pub (to speak to strange adults, apparently) and tried to convince her to go to university rather than get pregnant as a teen. Her brother's 17 and has two kids, and she's a gypsy, so her chances of being unwed and childless come 20 are pretty low.

Dinner at the town's best Indian restaurant, followed by drinks at the peerless Vulcan and Merthyr's only club, the Kirk House, both of whose patrons fell short of the fashion standards of Middlesbrough, but outshone them in natural gruffness. Not too late a night for us, in bed about 1:30, full on beer, curry and shock.

Cheers,
Shaun


The trip was preceded by Lottie's hen weekend drinks and dinner at the Charlie Chaplin and Castle Tandoori


Me and another Merthyr Tydfil-bound passenger waiting for the train


The countryside around the town is actually very beautiful - it reminds me of interior Alaska.


But the town planners saw to a different aesthetic for the people of Merthyr


Lottie passing a couple of ladies with benefit boosters


The Trevithick Monument - In doing research for Merthyr, we came across a picture of this lonely, forlorn monument amidst a scene of general decay and immediately put a pin in our Google map of places to visit.


I assume this closed as no one lives to a pensionable age in Merthyr anymore.


The entrance to the Gurnos estate!


Drinking in Gurnos centre parking lot, local style


Out on the town


The town centre was completely dead (and the 24-hour Tesco closed) in the morning


Says it all...

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