Tuesday, 27 December 2016

[The Life of Shaun #543] Four out of five ain't bad

Requisite on a trip of any length to South Africa is a safari.  Sushil didn't get to do one on his first visit to Cape Town, so we added it to our itinerary.  But first it was a quick overnight in South Africa's administrative capital, Pretoria.

Unlike most countries, South Africa has three capital cities.  This is a result of "negotiations between the British Empire and the defeated Boer republics that ended the second Anglo-Boer war [creating] the Union of South Africa...Parliament meets in Cape Town, the former capital of the British Cape Province.  The administration is based in Pretoria, the capital of the Boer republic of Transvaal, and the judiciary is based in Bloemfontein, the capital of the other Boer republic–the Orange Free State".  However, since 1995, South Africa's highest court, the Constitutional Court, has been located in Johannesburg, adding another layer of complexity to the bureaucracy.  Most embassies are located in Pretoria, and it is often considered the de facto capital.

However you slice it, as Johannesburg boomed, it merged with Pretoria into a single megalopolis, and many of its residents commute down ten-lane highways into Johannesburg's business districts to pay the mortgages on their leafy suburban homes.  Dominated outside the modest downtown grid by large roads and ho-hum shopping centres, I would charitably call Pretoria one of those cities that is better to live in than to visit; it is pleasant, orderly, clean, green and prosperous, but like Stein's Oakland, there's just no there there.


The Voortrekker Monument towers above the city to commemorate the Dutch colonists' successful great trek from Cape Town into the interior.


This panel inside sensitively depicts the slaughter of 12,000 Zulus by the Voortrekkers.


Pretoria, from the monument.


A large complex of flats in the city centre has sat unfinished for many years as the developer and city council are unable to resolve differences on who should own them post-completion.


Pretoria was merged with several adjacent municipalities, called the City of Tshwane Metropolitan Municipality, after the pre-colonial name for the area.  A bill was recently passed to officially rename the city itself to Tshwane as well.  Not totally unjustified, but much like with India's scrubbing of colonial names from the map, often not considered by the renamed locals to be their most pressing unmet need.


Mama Sharifa: coming soon to a red state near you.


Church Square, Pretoria's heart.


At its centre, the statue of Paul Kruger, the first President of the Union of South Africa, has been gated off to protect it from the protests of 2015, aimed at removing reminders of and monuments to white, colonial and Apartheid leaders.



Nelson Mandela in front of the Union Buildings.



At our Pretoria hotel, they take South Africa's creation of a post-racial society very seriously.


From Pretoria, it was about a five-hour ride to Kruger National Park, where we stayed for two nights for our safaris.  The implicit goal of most people on safari is to see the Big Five, a name given by hunters to the five largest and most dangerous African mammals: elephant, rhinoceros, buffalo, lion and leopard.  In the private game reserves bordering Kruger, it can be easier to see all five as the populations are not totally left alone to fend for themselves, but in Kruger, it's all a matter of luck -- luck which we were somewhat thin on.  The people who went out the day before us saw all the big five at least twice.  But when our turn came, it ended up being the hottest day of the week, which meant the animals weren't moving around much, so we were much less likely to see them about.  We managed to see all but the leopard, our sightings providing gleeful moments of relief on the hot, windy drive along the park's roads.  Quite exciting at first, by the start of the evening Sushil and I were ready to be back in camp for a cold beer, a cool shower, and a good night's sleep before heading back to civilisation in the morning.



One: mother elephant with two babies.



Bonus action shot.



Two: rhinoceroses



Three: buffalo



Four: lions


Five: leopard


Bonus: zebras


Bonus: giraffe


Bonus: warthogs


Bonus: hippopotamuses



Bonus: baby hyena


Bonus: mother monkey and baby



We had the honeymoon suite.  :-)



​On the way back to Johannesburg, we stopped at Blyde River Canyon, one of the largest canyons on Earth.


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Sunday, 18 December 2016

[The Life of Shaun #542] A Tale of Three Cities

Before we got civilled, Sushil and I agreed that we would go to South Africa for our honeymoon.  Sushil had been to Cape Town once before, and very much wanted to return.  I was very keen to visit, so in November, 15 months belated, we set off for the rainbow nation.

The story of the young city of Johannesburg actually started two billion years ago, when a massive meteor struck Earth in what would become Northeastern South Africa.  This caused a rich vein of gold to slant on an angle many kilometres beneath the surface at its deep end.  Its shallow end would be discovered on a farm in 1886, sparking a gold rush and the birth of Johannesburg, Africa's economic powerhouse.  The city is in an unlikely location: 550km inland, on a plateau 1.8km high, and far from any significant sources of drinking water.  However, its atypical location gives it a much milder climate than most African cities.

Growing out of a gold rush, eGoli, the city of gold, was, and continues to be, a working city.  It's the principal locus of a conurbation of 13.2m people, sprawling across the province of Gauteng, with highways reaching out through a vast hinterland of townships, shopping centres and gated communities.  The city is more interesting than beautiful, but its opportunity, history, and economic and cultural heft draw some 19,000 new residents a month from around Africa.

Johannesburg's geography has been cleaved into three by its political history.  At the centre is the classic central business district, a once-thriving downtown, now economically stagnant and dominated by decaying towers erected in the booming 70s.  The city started to feel economic pain in the 80s as sanctions against Apartheid tightened and the struggle for racial equality became more active.  When Apartheid was abolished in 1991, the once-segregated city experienced white flight in overdrive.  The city centre quickly drained of whites and most corporations moved their operations to the new, leafy, car-friendly CBDs in the Northern districts of Sandton and Rosebank.  Even the Johannesburg Stock Exchange relocated to Sandton, and Jo'burg's downtown has been saved from becoming a corporate ghost-town only by the relocation of many government services into its abandoned offices.

Most tourists, and practically all business people, stay in the plush mall hotels around the Sandton area when they visit.  Anathemic to suburbia, Sushil and I opted to stay at the 12 Decades Hotel in Maboneng, a gentrifying area just East of downtown Jozi.  Filled with coffee houses, trendy restaurants, galleries, a weekend food market and surrounded by converted ex-warehouses in an edgy, urban setting, it provides everything a hipster needs to make a happy home.  Crucially, the neighbourhood also has beefed-up security, allowing its dimly-lit streets to be much safer than those immediately outside of its borders, giving visitors and residents alike a safe space for barhopping and waiting for their Ubers.

South Africa, and especially Johannesburg, is notoriously dangerous.  Though the abolition of Apartheid saw the end of legalised racial segregation, this has done little to end the economic divisions caused by decades of underinvestment in and undereducation of blacks and coloureds (not pejorative in South Africa).  As everywhere, with poverty and inequality come desperation and violence; South Africa just has much more of it than most places, and it is agitated by the legacy of racial discrimination still present on Johannesburg's streets.
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Downtown Johannesburg, with Gandhi Square at the centre.


Two of Jozi's defining structures, the Hillbrow Tower and the Ponte City Apartments.  Ponte City is emblematic of the city at large.  Originally it was built as luxury flats, but fell into decay in the post-Apartheid years, coming into the hands of druglords and prostitutes, and literally filled with rubbish.  There were plans to turn it into a prison at one point, but now it serves as the centrepiece of another pocket of development and once again is home to some of Jozi's middle-class.


Downtown Johannesburg, with a very considerate billboard.


Jo'burg's motto - perhaps more aspiration than reality at this point.


Nelson Mandela Bridge does not cross any natural barriers, but a wide expanse of train tracks.  It was built to help alleviate the dearth of connectivity between the central CBD and Braamfontein, yet another city-centre neighbourhood on the up.


Braamfontein


Eloff Street used to be the wealthiest street in South Africa.  When Monopoly came to South Africa, it took the spot of Boardwalk.  It's much more Baltic Avenue nowadays.


The CBD has many empty lots, often adorned with creative street art.  There are also many buildings under renovation advertising luxury flats to come, but I think it will be a while before downtown is vibrant.  We did not feel safe at all on these streets, and even the map for our bus tour, which let us off downtown to see the views from the Top of Africa, explicitly warned not to walk the streets without a tourguide present.


I saw an inordinate amount of advertising for funeral insurance in South Africa.  Perhaps a Saffer can explain why that is.


Art on our floor at the 12 Decades Hotel.


Boutique coffee shop and bicycle parking: hipster necessities in Maboneng.


Sunday street market.


Sunday street market.


Arts on Main, a courtyard in Maboneng with galleries, stores, bars and restaurants.


Fantastic vegan fare at Market on Main, the weekend food market in Maboneng.



It's good to know that, despite our differences, the struggles and worries of mankind are the same the world over.


The relocation of corporations to the Northern reaches of the city wasn't happenstance.  Most of the city's professional whites lived in the verdant suburbia that spreads from Johannesburg to Pretoria.  As the area was developed, six million trees were planted in and around these all-white neighbourhoods, creating the largest urban manmade forest in the world.  The contrast with black Johannesburg on the other side of the hill couldn't be starker.  In the North, you are obviously surrounded by wealth and a successful economy.  Construction cranes are busy building new corporate office parks, and expensive cars drive along well-maintained roads between posh shopping centres and large, detached, gated houses.  Were it not for the electrified fencing and left-side driving, you could easily think you were in Southern California.

We had drinks with Arshad, a fellow Cass alum, who showed us the other side of Johannesburg.  Here we're overlooking the endless trees of the city's urban forest, with Sandton in the distance.



Postcard-ready Sandton.


Twenty-six kilometres in the other direction from downtown Johannesburg is South Africa's most famous and largest black township, Soweto.  Soweto is short for South Western Townships, and was formed by the agglomeration of several adjacent townships.  Once an independent city, it was incorporated into Johannesburg in 2002, and is famous for being at the heart of the struggle against Apartheid and home to Nelson Mandela.  Twenty-five years on from Apartheid, the townships are still visibly poor, especially those that are not politically aligned with the ruling ANC.  There are small, informal bits that are reminiscent of the slums in India, but most of the townships are like the favelas of Brazil, more formalised, built of solid construction, with slowly-expanding public services.  After Apartheid, tenants were given the deeds to their homes, and many have stayed even if they could afford to move to the whiter suburbs, drawn to the close-knit community obvious in the townships.  Many of the original two-room houses have been expanded, and some are outright massive.

On my birthday, we took a tuk-tuk tour of Soweto, which was the highlight of Jozi for me.  I remember growing up knowing about the Apartheid system and, much like the Berlin Wall, it seemed like it would always be there.  When Mandella was freed while I was in high school, it was as monumental to me as the demolition of the wall and the dissolution of the Soviet Union (No more Cold War, no more Apartheid - the world was going to be OK!), so I was very keen on the history of Soweto and excited to see the streets I'd heard so much about in person.  The tour was great, our guide was friendly and fun, and we got some traditional(ish) African food and beer at the end.  Followed up by a massage and dinner, it was a perfect way to mark the day and end our visit to Jo'burg.


A neighbourhood of Soweto.


The once-glittering towers of Johannesburg could be seen in the distance.


The informal economy is king in the townships.


This is part of a development that people in one of the poorest parts of Soweto were led to believe would be social housing for their relocation.  Upon completion, the government informed them that the flats would not be free, but for sale to them.  Though at a cheap price, it was still much more than the locals could afford, so they rioted against the government's plans.  Years later, they still stand empty.


A much-improved Soweto home next to a more traditional one.


Street art marking the location of the Soweto student uprising in 1976.


Nelson Mandela's house, which is just down Vilakazi Street from Desmond Tutu's house.  Vilakazi Street is the only street in the world to be home to two winners of the Nobel Peace Prize.


Informal huts on the outskirts of Soweto.


The Soweto version of a semi; these owned by supporters of two rival football teams.


Sushil showing our guide how it's done in Mumbai.


Orlando Towers, symbols of Soweto.


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Friday, 11 November 2016

[The Life of Shaun #541] From one nasty woman to another

Thank you, Madam Secretary.



Fluent
Notes from Adulthood 

Dear Hillary
Nov 11th 2016, 02:46, by noreply@blogger.com (Natasha Watkinson)

Dear Secretary Clinton,

It has been two days since the election results came in and dreams of millions, but yours in particular, were lost.  I can't read any more think piece autopsies of why we failed. I just want to write to you in an effort to convey my respect and sincere gratitude. 

Beyond the appreciation I feel for your decades of public service, it is your perseverance and accomplishments, in the face of divisiveness, misogyny, false claims, and hyperbole that I admire most.  No mere mortal could have maintained their composure and focus the way you have.

I know that self-care, introspection and solitude are needed in moments like these. I hope you are spending time with those whom you love and cherish. I am still rapid cycling through the stages of grief; not quite ready to be the bigger person and accept this defeat.  Unlike you, who demonstrated grace throughout this campaign, especially in the speech you gave just hours after your concession.

I am not a person of faith but in times of loss and despair I turn to my Yoga practice and the bumper stickers of wisdom I have collected over the years-- a mash up of Eastern Philosophy and down home wisdom. One that came up almost immediately for me was 'Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck' attributed to the Dalai Lama.  

It is conjecture to imagine what the next four years would have been like for you. However, I think it is reasonable to suggest that the obstructive actions and hateful rhetoric you, and therefore we, would have had to endure might just have broken us irrevocably. 

As Republicans seem to have taken a particular interest in your demise, long before we sent each other emails, there is no doubt that Donald Trump's supporters, and their elected officials, would not be capable of the gracious reserve you and the majority of your supporters are exhibiting right now.

Your commitment to Democracy is strong enough to step aside, even though you were quantifiably more qualified, dignified, prepared and capable than any other person who aspired for the position. For this, Mrs. Clinton, you are a hero to me and millions of people at home and abroad.

Thank you for being brave, for not backing down to the sexism you have faced in your life. Thank you for being patient with this country. A country which clearly has lessons to learn before it is ready to accept and embrace a woman with your resume to represent us.

With a heavy but hopeful heart, thank you for aspiring to lead us towards a progressive future we are clearly not collectively ready to receive. 

From one nasty woman to another,
 
Natasha Watkinson


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Wednesday, 9 November 2016

[The Life of Shaun #540] It's not the end


It will all be OK in the end.  If it's not OK, it's not the end.


Today was not a good day to have an American accent in London.  I tried to stay silent, or at least speak very quietly.  I spent my first years in London having to answer for W, I didn't have the energy to field unanswerable questions about Trump, or explain how the person with the fewest votes will become president, again.

Perhaps it's just the denial stage, but I didn't feel the same devastation today that I did the day after Brexit.  While I love and respect Hillary Clinton, and know she would have been an amazing president, my 11+ years in the UK have detached me considerably from US politics compared to 2008, when Obama was elected.  Perhaps that's because I lived through most of the Bush years in situ, whereas the Obama years passed on the pages of The Economist and the New York Times.

Much like Brexit, the next four years will be very interesting to watch unfold.  We're living through one of those momentous periods that we all learned about in school and wondered what it must've been like to live through such turmoil and change.  It will be fascinating to see which of Trump's election promises, from the ludicrous to the frightening, he fails to deliver on; how (or if) he will explain that to his supporters; and how they will react to it.  I just wish I didn't have such a good seat to the show.




It's hard to think beyond the hurt and disappointment of Brexit and the Trumpquake, but it's important that we do.  Increasing income inequality, decreasing social mobility, diverging educational attainment and life expectancy - these are all symptoms of the failure of Western governments to provide for their people.  How have governments so failed their people that voters rejected the most qualified person ever to run for the President of the United States in favour of a sexual predator?

To me, the most glaring deficiency is in education.  Symbolised by Nixon's 1972 visit to China, America has led the post-WWII world towards an integrated, global economy.  While efficient and prosperous at the macro level, literally lifting hundreds of millions of people out of penury, globalisation has shifted the blend of labour needs from the local level to the international, leaving glaring holes in affected communities.  Over three decades of chasing the fallacy of trickle-down economics has led to a focus on cutting taxes rather than investment in people and infrastructure.  Governments have failed to meaningfully evolve education, leaving most people in the West with an industrial-era education for a flat-white economy.  This is apparent in the shift in voter allegiances; this election wasn't about the culture wars of the Bush years, it was about the winners and losers of globalisation.




I don't believe for a minute this is what united all of Trump's supporters; sexism, racism, xenophobia and two decades of Republicans' Pavlovian training in mistrust of the government all played heavy hands.  But I do know when people are doing well and feel equipped to succeed, they feel much less apprehensive about who's living next door or working in the kitchens at their favourite restaurants.  Every structure, physical or political, relies on its foundations.  Unless we do something to shore ours up, we're going to see more and more of these cracks.  I don't think Brexit or Trump will help this cause, but I hope that they will serve as a warning: we've been here before.  Let's hope this time we can see it.



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Sunday, 16 October 2016

[The Life of Shaun #539] The Life of Michelle

When I was young, I had some pretty naΓ―ve opinions on abortion.  Once I was a bit older, I realised that I will never understand the position a woman is in when she's making that choice, and decided that I (and all men, frankly) should defer to the women who actually must carry this burden.

Similarly, as a man, I will never understand the violation of casual sexual transgressions and the angst they cause.  For me, the revelation of the Trump tapes was just another in a series of repugnant statements by the Republican nominee.  But for many women, those words hit much closer to home.  As I am not genitally qualified to make a personal comment, today I turn over TLOS to my good friend Michelle Vensell:


In July I had lost faith.  I well and truly had.  I absolutely believed that Trump would pull it off.  That in this era of Real Housewives of X emulating, Kardashian worshipping, and sleeping on sidewalks for iPhones we had sort of lost our souls as humans.  People see Trump as a SAVIOR.

And quite honestly, it was not until "grab them by the p___y" that I was actually able to shake off the stupor of somnolence that had overcome me with that sad acceptance.  When I heard that, it woke old and bitter things.  I'm awake now and angry.

In speaking with my girlfriends about it:  I think that many of us came to a point as a young woman where we just accepted that it comes with the territory - guys can be grab-y.  In 6th grade, there was a game where the older boys would try to grab some of the new girls after school "in the coochie".  No one would complain because it was a game, after all.  

As adults, we dealt with it at work.  We dealt with it outside of work.  We accepted it and moved on.  That was how we dealt with it.  There was no official complaining then. 

It took me a long time to learn to not be okay with people touching me without my permission. 

Watching this video, I laugh in sadness and anger.  WILLFUL ignorance is such a - wait - I don't know that it is willful.  Is that the true tragedy here?  And these people want the "grab them by the p___y" guy to be the president of our nation?!  WTF?!


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Saturday, 15 October 2016

[The Life of Shaun #538] 23 and Shaun

My 23andMe results have come back, showing that I am a pretty typical American mutt, and revealing a dark family secret: Mom was not 100% Swedish, as she believed.  Seems those Larsons and Widens were taking a few more amorous trips to mainland Europe than they admitted to.  I've also learned that I am more Neanderthal than most, and that I am 0.1% Ashkenazi Jew.  Oy, gevalt!

However, despite the increased clarity of my genetic make-up, my old descriptions stands: I am white and whiter.  Nothing exotic here, folks.

Cheers,
Shaun



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Sunday, 9 October 2016

[The Life of Shaun #537] #ImWithHer


"Don't tell me 'gender isn't a factor' when Hillary Clinton is more despised for being cheated on than Trump is despised for cheating."

- Rachel Held Evans


It will come as no surprise who I am supporting in this presidential election.  I've been with her since I cast my ballot for her as New York's senator in 2000.  I voted for her in the primaries in 2008, and have already done my part by absentee ballot to turn Nevada blue this year (as well as legalise marijuana, and require background checks for all gun sales).



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I wasn't at all surprised that Trump got the Republican nomination.  The GOP has been on a straight-line path from George W. Bush through Sarah Palin right to Trump.  If it hadn't been Trump this election, it would have been someone like Trump in another.

America is changing, and a lot of people are uncomfortable with that.  They remember the hegemony of the post-WWII era when all you had to do to be at the top of the global heap was be American and white, and they want that back.  That's not to say that there aren't real grievances that need addressing; America spends far too much on weapons and tax policies that favour the wealthy, and far too little on the education and health of its people.  One look around the audience at a Trump rally will show you that this is not what unites his supporters.



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Hillary Clinton is not perfect, no candidate is.  But her imperfections grafted onto a male candidate would never provoke the vitriol and scorn that she has endured since entering public life.  She is smart, dedicated, and she is a very good politician.  She's probably the best-qualified candidate ever to run for this office, and she has accomplished all this on the most unequal of playing fields, under the relentless scrutiny of the twenty-four-hour news cycle.

As Trump stumbles from one embarassment to the next, I hope that more and more people realise that he is not fit to be on the same stage as Hillary Clinton, let alone be President of the United States.  As the NY Times summarised, "A new biography portrays [him] as a clownish, deceitful narcissist who took control of a powerful nation thanks to slick propaganda and a dysfunctional political elite that failed to block his rise".  Oh wait - that was about Hitler.




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