British TV

I love Channel 4...

Mon: The Perfect Penis
Tue: Chopped Off: The Story of John Wayne Bobbit
Wed: The World's Biggest Penis
Thu: The Half Ton Man (sorry, I mean the Half Tonne Man)

And they are not afraid to show things here that would never, never fly on US TV. For instance, letting you see all the ins & outs of a penis enlargement surgery, which taught me that, GET THIS, the surgery is done under local anesthetic!!!

The Perfect Penis show also taught me that I am firmly against injecting silicone into my penis; I wasn't even aware this was something I needed to have an opinion about. I mean, who'd'a thunk it? But ya know, many guys have thunk it and after thunking about it a while thunked "Well, yes! That'd be swell!"

Now that's the kind of culture I'm all about! Can't wait to find out what's on next week... The World's Deepest Vagina? The Woman Who Lives in Her Bra? I Know I Am But What Are You: One Hermaphrodite's Personal Tale of Indecision?

God bless the UK! But hey, you all got the State of the Union address last night, so I guess everywhere has its perks.

Yes, it's true, we do have to pay £126.50 ($225) per year for the hono(u)r and privilege of having a television in our flat, but isn't that a small price to pay for countless hours of high-brow entertainment?

Shaun

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Shaun Coley
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London, UK